I found out yesterday that cousin Jacob is a preacher. Rebecca explained to me how it came about and I thought it was so interesting. Here's how it happened. First they had sort of a secret ballot nomination thing. Everyone wrote down the name of someone they respected and who they'd like as preacher. Then they take all the names who got at least two nominations. She said some people might have gotten nine while others maybe only two, but they don't tell who got more. They ended up with about seven men. Then they took seven bibles and had one scripture note that they placed in one of the bibles. They tied all seven of them up and then laid them on a table. The seven men went one at a time and picked a book. She said they might do this by age or in some order but it doesn't have to be that way. Anyway, at the end the Bishop goes down the line and opens all the bibles. The one with the note is the new preacher.
I asked about how Jacob does at it. Rebecca says he gets up there and talks just like he would having a conversation with anybody. He uses his hands and makes all the gestures as usual. She told me that he says he would rather sit and listen to the other preachers but because this is what he's asked to do, he's going to try his best.
She then told me about once when he was teasing Aunt Elva about women in the bible. He stumped her when he asked her what the name of Noah's wife was. She was stumped then but she went home and wrote him a letter. She wrote that her name was Yessah. Noah and Yessah. Isn't she funny?
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12 years ago
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Oh, so Noah's wife's name is never mentioned in the Bible. That was the point Jacob was trying to make, that women shouldn't make themselves into such a big deal. Women today should be more like the women in the Bible who's names were rarely mentioned and they let the men lead. He was just harassing her though. I mean, he doesn't really think that way.
hahahahaha! "noah and yessah". that is funny. Yes, I knew that Jacob was a preacher. The last time I was there, there was something about a prank that happened, and the family was trying to set Jake up. I think it was just after his very first sunday as a preacher, so part of the joke would be "what would the neighbors think". Now I can't remember what the prank was. But ask Dad. He probably knows. Maybe he can post a comment about it here... **hint hint**
I think the joke was that they were going to hang Christmas lights on his house. They would power them through a generator or something.
ha ha! that would be funny! aunt elva is a clever one, though, isn't she?
They are quite humerous folk. My cheeks hurt from laughing so much around them.
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